I was confident in myself that although I probably wouldn't find the movie terrible, I was going to walk away dissatisfied. Perhaps it was the marketing which exploited the crayola textures of squiggly lines and block lettering layered on top of construction paper backgrounds with disproportional cut-outs of the stars head(s) peppered all over the poster - an apparent stock marketing device for every independent and fake-independent movie released over the past decade (coincidentally, most of these movies are terrible). Or maybe it was the inclusion of Ellen Page in the cast who - I have to admit - is easy on the eyes, but generally grating to all other senses (or maybe just grating to listen to since I stopped licking television screens and went back to smelling bicycle seats and eating whatever kind of looks like popcorn off the floors of public buses). My biggest fear of all was that this was going to be another movie far too caught up in its own language and quirkiness. I probably would have gone on to ignore it completely, settling instead for an evening of 27 Dresses to set the mood for my first ever iowaska experience, had it not been for the praise awarded to the film from people whose opinions I respect enough to influence me to sit on a couch and stare at something for 96 minutes.
Super starts off with Rainn Wilson's character's (Frank D'Arbo) life coming apart after his wife (Liv Tyler), a stripper and recovering heroin addict, walks out on him for her boss, Jacques (Kevin Bacon), a relatively big drug kingpin. Crippled by depression and unable to seek solace in the police who refuse to help Frank find his wife on the grounds that she is neither a missing person nor a victim of kidnapping, which Frank insists she is despite leaving on her own free will. With his depressions and delusions worsening he returns home to rot in front of cable television. When things begin to look their bleakest Frank, after a steady bender of tentacle-rape anime porn movies and several episodes of a Christian-themed superhero television series, experiences a divine vision, not unlike the shared visions between the children of Fatima and a certain Brooklyn postal inspector's osmosis with the thoughts of his neighbor's dog. Decidedly Frank is no longer a meager pawn in this game, but a central player, a chosen figure placed on this Earth to defend the weak from the harbingers of evil - no matter how defenseless and petty that evil may be.
With no super powers, and no real starting place of how a Superhero need act or be, he befriends a young comic book store employee (Ellen Page) and, while operating under the guise that he is researching for a new superhero for print, gouges at her for information. Dawning a makeshift red suit and a monkey wrench Frank -- now The Crimson Bolt -- goes to the streets looking for crime, cracking open the skulls of everyone he declares as a cancer on society and values: child molesters, drug dealers, and people who cut in line at the movies are all treated with the same nondiscriminatory blow to the cranium and trips to the ICU, irregardless if they are men or women.



The comparisons to Taxi Driver are omnipresent, and you'd have to be deaf, dumb, and blind to overlook that film's influence, but for me Frank reminded me of a real-life figure: Herbert Mullin, who in the early 1970's believed he was chosen by God to offer a blood-sacrifice. This resulted in Mullin going on a five-month murder spree across Salinas, California, killing 13 people, in order to stop the state of California from experiencing cataclysmic Earthquakes, a threat he viewed as real and imminent if it were not for his devotion to God and the need to sacrifice a few lives in order to save thousands.
Both Mullin and Frank acted out of what they believed to be the necessity of "the greater good," and that the ends will justify the means. In Frank's case the line is slightly more blurred and just slightly less disturbing considering that this is a work of fiction. The film ends in probably the only way that is appropriate for such a warped tragicomedy: complete moral ambiguity, both edifying and frustrating - frustrating in the sense that one may reluctantly come to understand Frank's purpose, while finding it a repulsive delusion all the same.